JOKE & DAGGER DEPT.
The world of espionage is a grey area. Shady men in shady streets. Except for two spies that is - the famous black 'n' white ones from Beyond's latest game, Spy vs Spy. Phil South has vays of making zem talk!
First, belt ze Blackski over ze head. Zat way he'll lose precious time - a minute at least
Oh, so you like a little fisticuffs, eh? C'mon wimpo, put 'em up. Ouch!
Best thinks to boobtrap are ze doors and ladders, Tovarich. Using ze cleverly designed proletarian string and gun trap. (Heh heh!)
Just a cotton-pickin' minute here, finko-pinko, the string and gun trap was designed and built by Uncle Sam.
Da, Bratets. Now, I have ze totally brillski Ideaovitch... look for ze aeroport, vile Blackski collects all ze items for you. Zen booby trap ze doors leading there and vatch him valk right into it.
Three cheers for our side! I've go all the goodies and no sign of that White Ruski. Now to find the airport and wing my way back to Mom.
Zat capitalist fink has fallen for the booby trap. Marx my vords, he von't be back. Ze vorkers rejoice!
Oh shoot! At least I'm on the side of angels.
All I have to do is collect the zings he's dropped and then it's back to the aeroport and ze Motherland.
Help! It's all gone black, doggone it. I'm in limbo - it's a bit like Sunday afternoon in Pennsylvania!
Damnski and blastovitch! I vas too slow...
... and now I've got it all back again. Hardy-har! It's the salt-mines for you, sonny.
Ze glorious vorkers prevail! I make good ze escape in cleverly built proletarian Aeroflot plane.
Oh, oh! Mr Hoover ain't gonna like this! I must do the decent thing... (blam!)